Born in a hospital in Pretoria, South Africa. From his mother. Or so she tells him. Went to High school barefoot on the first day, would never be normal again. Had his first girlfriend in University, and that's the extent of his education. Likes to go fast, doesn't like to wait. Hates cats. Loves potato salad. Listens to anything that was created with love. Has one beautiful sister, two brothers and not enough time to spend. Thinks very highly of Kafka, wishes a painful death to anyone with the need to oppress. Tendency towards over-thinking, fixes it with over-drinking.